belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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