you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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