We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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