He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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