I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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