dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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