I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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