pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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