Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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