I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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