I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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