I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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