can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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