So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize