He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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