Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize