I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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