normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You dont lie about slip and slides
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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