R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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