I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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