Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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