eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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