Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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