just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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