so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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