oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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