6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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