Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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