i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i believe in u and ur pee
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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