I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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