My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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