spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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