some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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