I've blown a few things in my day
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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