You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
