i don't like sucking hair
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Randomize
