cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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