Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
