dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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