before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I have aggressive nipples.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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