Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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