I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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