I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you will always have a special place in my vag
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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