you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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