I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
