Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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