it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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