Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
