Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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