can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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