I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He felt like a one man threesome
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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