im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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