I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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