why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you would pick up someone in the library
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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