that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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