Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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