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He felt like a one man threesome

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3 for the price of 1? Bargain!

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:17pm

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Jack of all trades is an expert at none.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 4:13pm

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Dr manhattan statusssss

Submitted by uglybutt on Mar 16, 10 at 4:16pm

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Jacking it, finger in the butt, kissing a mirror....done and done....

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 4:29pm

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If u say "may" definitely wasn't you! LOL

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:20pm

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That text gave me an erection

Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:42am

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Bhaake can't spell fifth!

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:25pm

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First

Submitted by bhaake on Mar 16, 10 at 4:23pm

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I get this comment all the time.

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:24am

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This may be about me....

Submitted by merwin7 on Mar 16, 10 at 4:19pm

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- keeeeep wishing and practicing on your blow-up doll, cause with cockiness like that, she's probably all you can get! ;)
  
  Submitted by mday24 on Mar 17, 10 at 5:09pm
  
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  - owned
    
    Submitted by leeti on Mar 18, 10 at 2:28pm
    
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Underpants is a king!!

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:34pm

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- Hek Yea! LOL!
  
  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 4:43pm
  
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I like trains

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:15pm

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Sounds interesting

Submitted by Syten on Mar 16, 10 at 5:48pm

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So he had really fat fingers, then?

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 5:03pm

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Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:17pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 4:13pm

Submitted by uglybutt on Mar 16, 10 at 4:16pm

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 4:29pm

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:20pm

Submitted by ButtBuddy on Mar 17, 10 at 4:42am

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:25pm

Submitted by bhaake on Mar 16, 10 at 4:23pm

Submitted by bobbyb0322 on Mar 17, 10 at 12:24am

Submitted by merwin7 on Mar 16, 10 at 4:19pm

Submitted by mday24 on Mar 17, 10 at 5:09pm

Submitted by leeti on Mar 18, 10 at 2:28pm

Submitted by priapus on Mar 16, 10 at 4:34pm

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 16, 10 at 4:43pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 8:15pm

Submitted by Syten on Mar 16, 10 at 5:48pm

Submitted by Herschel on Mar 16, 10 at 5:03pm

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