Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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