So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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