I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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