How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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