i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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